In all honesty... the building itself is quite beautiful.
This is a comb.
This is a stupid sideways stove/fireplace
The entrance to the Mines of Moria
Which apparently leads you to a Spanish courtyard. Something tells me the dwarves of Moria were Spanish. OYE CALIENTE!
But they couldn't take the heat.
Even with the small water fountain/well
Ice Cube has turned to Pimp My Crib
But he wasn't aware of literalists bringing him cribs to be inlaid with bits of ivory, mother of pearl veneers, and a hint of gold leaf.
Man I can't handle you walking all over the carpet. Put that ish in some GLASS!
KEEPS IT ALL PRETTY AND ISH
Shh... I may have stumbled upon Indiana Jones' latest adventure
He seems to be having a lot of trouble with taking clear photos as the entire world before him shakes.
And that shaking lead us to the exotic eastern kingdoms of China, Japan, and Korea
Where we sipped on some fine sake
And played hide and go seek in some dressers with the stereotypical nazi villain
But it is time to retire for you and I.
Lest we have a mishap with a dog at dusk.
